grodify your world
Hear me! I am Grody Brody! Interdimensional creative, conqueror of despair, and part-time weirdo extraordinaire.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “Who’s this masked freak yelling at me through the screen?” Well buckle up, buttercup, ‘cause I wasn’t always this way. Nope. Once upon a time, I was just a regular schlub, bound by doubt, fear, and the dull sludge of the everyday grind. Boring! But through trial, catastrophe, I was transformed! Forged in imagination, tempered in the strange, armored in the nostalgic junk of yesteryear!
I’ve seen the creepy-crawly force that chews holes in the souls of beings on this world. Nasty little parasite; whispers in your ear that you’re not an artist, not a dreamer, nothin’ but a cog in the machine. Sound familiar? Yeah, that’s how it takes over. It sucks the color right out of ya, one boring Monday at a time.
But Grody Brody ain’t havin’ it! No way, no how! I slipped out of my dimension just in time to crash this party and kick the speck of despair right in the teeth. My weapons? Paint, foam, imagination, curiosity and a few gadgets I cobbled together outta thrift store finds and cosmic junk. My science is creation, my alchemy is transformation! Through Grodification, the mundane becomes magnificent. That dusty toy in your attic? Boom! Now it’s a monster. That hot sauce bottle on your counter? Zap! Now it’s a portal to another world. Weird, wonderful, gross. My kinda party!
And hey! Don’t think this is just for giggles. (Well, okay, maybe partly for giggles.) This is purpose. This is destiny. I’ve seen the prismatic truth: the world is weird, the world is wonderful, the world is gross… and I’m here to prove it to ya!
This log? This blog? This little corner of the internet? It’s my campaign journal. You’ll see the experiments, the triumphs, even the big ol’ flops ‘cause they’re all part of the fun. Let it be known! Grody Brody fights not just for himself, but for every last being who’s ever been tricked into thinking they ain’t creative.
So c’mon! Join me! Together we’ll smash despair, resurrect wonder, and put play back into your life.
Grodify Your World!
—Grody Brody